matthewinil

The skeltons in my closet

I have been applying to a LOT of reality TV shows lately. So far not even a nibble but you never know. As an avid reality TV junkie I know that once people do make it on TV often they have skeletons pop out of the closet. To avoid this ever happening to me I plan to list my misdeeds right here for the world to see.

First I will say I have been arrested a total of 3 times. The first was after I got into an accident and found out I had a warrant for failure to appear in court. The warrant stemmed from my pleading guilty to misdemeanor theft under $300 over a dispute for $5.50 worth of gas I drove off with out paying for. They were a new station and chose to prosecute me to set an example. I got fines and restitution. I had to pay the 4th Monday of each month or appear in court the following Tuesday. Well I apparently missed my final payment and didn’t realize it. My bail was more than I owed the court and once I went to court I got everything cleared up and they sent me a check for the money I had coming back.

The second and third arrest happened with in like a week or two of each other. I had received a no insurance ticket and had failed to pay it. As a result my driver’s license was suspended. The first time I got pulled over I didn’t know my license was suspended. Well in IL you automatically go to jail do not collect $200 for driving on a suspended license. At the time I worked about 35 minutes from work. I figured I couldn’t get all my fines paid off if I wasn’t working so I kept driving. Then I got pulled over the second time and it was the week end after Christmas and everyone was broke or out of town. I got pulled over at like midnight Saturday night/Sunday morning and had to stay till I could go before the judge in Tuesday morning and was released on my own recognizes.

Those are my big brushes with the law. I ended up having to move back home for about a year and a half till I got all my fines paid off. How ever I have been back own my own for almost three years now and have learned my lessons the hard way.

I have another dirty secret. My friends and family already know so it is no big deal. How ever some people might judge me for it. I have a very high voice for a guy and get mistaken for a girl on the phone a lot. I decided to use this to my advantage. When I was desperate to earn extra money I worked from home as a phone sex operator. I worked the lines as a female and shemale. It was interesting work especially since I am a complete virgin. Thank God I have a creative imagination. LOL

Well I really can’t think of any other dirt. There is one other thing people might find odd though. I have a mannequin named Jade. I just saw they had mannequins for sale on eBay one day and decided to buy one to decorate my apartment. I love alone and am not allowed pets. I figure it works as a conversation piece if nothing else. People either like her or get freaked out the first time they walk in and see her. LOL

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