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Ryaz2ny's Blog
so i guess i better do this thing.
so i guess my family isnt all that fancy. ill try and explain us and out intricacies (sp?) in a reasonably lenghted blog.
well. i was born in utah to one michele denise totman, and one scott floyd holman... after i was about 5 and they had been wed for approximately five years. they finally admitted to hating eachother and decided to get a divorce. so my mom, my little brother billy, and i ran away ish. to salt lake city... where my mom met my step dad... they got married within the year, and hauled us off to austin texas... there in austin they produced another offspring and she received the name haley. technically she is my half sister, but i consider her my sister. and on that same note my step dad has been the one i have called dad my whole life. and i have always called my real dad by his name... it is what it is. i never considered it weird, and he's never said anything about it. so... my dad is or was a professional golfer, and my mom was just mom. (very good one at that)... we moved around some. i got used to it. after hs and one year of college i decided to move to ny (this is the cliffnotes version)... the family moved around a bit more and has just recently landed in san antonio texas. then my little brother just graduated hs and moved in with me about three weeks ago... thats the story of my family i guess... bla.
*******UPDATE 5-17-07************(10 reasons to vote for me, brought to you by cingular)
*****10 things that will likely happen if i make it onto the show....******
(and you will all be to thank) (in no particular order)
1- rosie odonell will lose 493 lbs and then be classified as fat instead of HUGE!
2-thousands of cats will be saved from being eaten in china. (i couldnt save the dogs tho)
3-tom cruise will go from a class A retard, to just a plain crazy person...(he will however still jump on couches, act like he knows stuff he doesnt, and promote scientology... apologize, this could not be fixed.)
4- joey fatone will win dancing with the stars... (my personal fav!)
5- people will stop complaining how bad spiderman III was and just go see a freakin different movie...
6- MTV's ratings will once again rise above BET and VH1's...
7- world hunger will come to an end...
8- the carson daily show will finally be put out of its misery (i mean this guy is bad)
9- paris hilton and lindsey lohan will together finish one whole slice of pizza (they have to start somewhere)
10- this one is reserved for the best idea given to me by the end of this round...
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lets get down to the nitty gritty...
so i dont know if people really read my blogs. but im gonna give you some insight deep into the life of ryan...
color: i am white.
fav music : justintimberlake.eminem.relientk.tbs.gymclassheroes.billyjoel.somethingcorporate.cuteiswhatweaimfor.davidcrowderband.theacademyis.eltonjohn.tenaciousd.plainwhitet's.motioncitysoundtrack.coheedandcambria. I LOVE MUSIC!
fav movies:
thecountofmontecristo.moulinrouge.borat.click.troy.gangsofnewyork.nationaltreasure.eternalsunshine.scarface.youvegotmail.thedeparted.thegodfather.americanhistoryx.batmanbegins.passionofthechrist.oceans11.dejavu.insideman.meetjoeblack. I LOVE MOVIES.!
(although those those categories are basic i think it tells alot about a person)
(last illegal thing i did)- walked between subway cars... ha! youre not stopping me.
(my favorite punctuation mark)- the parenthesis. ()()() <---did u see what they can do.
(politics)- all shady. i can debate either side.
(food)-mexican.halaal.burgers.pizza.momsmacncheese.
(religion)- i dont like it. i follow jc yo.
(girls)-dark hair.light skin.brown eyes. short.
(poop or pee)- either. in the morning or after a long movie, a good pee does the trick. after a workout twosees...
(colognes)-armani mania.tiffanysport.
(odd smells i like)- gas.nailpolish.rubbercement.
(book)-wheres waldo.
(which shoe do i tie first)- always the right.
(boxers or briefs)-best of both-boxerbriefs. perfect holster.
(places ive lived)-utah.texas.az.nyc.
(gang affiliation)-woodridge possey.
randoms... i prefer knitting over crocheting. i clean out my fridge once a year. i wish that one day every year we had to walk backwards because its funny when people fall. i ate playdough til i was 15. i used to be famous. i did a commercial for playskool dinosaurs when i was four. (i got every training panty in the room) believe that. (ill post a link at the bottom). i like long walks on the beach, but id rather take short ones. (that sand can be hot)...i can play every instrument. on the i pod. i am an innie. and just below that a severe outy. i cut my own hair. i smell everything. so close ur legs. my least fav human on earth is probably carson daly. his show literally angers me, and i think i shed iq points by watching it. i am actually angry right now just thinking about him. i love dane cook, and other funny people. i have heard that i look like sean astin(rudy) although i am obviously better looking, and not a goonie.
ill add more as i see fit...
here is my commercial.
http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/1418/
im sure you will recognize me. but im the one just before the end on the left... enjoy.
www.myspace.com/ryaz2ny
aim-ryaz2ny
the good, the bad, and the ugly
good traits- people always tell me that is my daching good looks that keep people coming back, but i like to think its my personality and my sense of humor. i have impecable comedic timing (in fact i trained dane cook, will ferrel, and jack black) just to name a few of my pupils. many love my hair, smile, and eyes. people literally gather for miles around to run their fingers through my gorgeous locks of mohawk... there are far too many good qualities i could go on forever. oh also i am not cocky.
bad trait- i dont think before i speak, and that gets me in trouble more often than not. teachers, bosses, random people... you name it. im blunt when i do think before i speak. which still gets me in to trouble. i never stop talking which can be good or bad depending on what church your at. i am too short to change a light bulb standing directly on the ground. i dont follow directions, (im a grown ass man)... and i can be a jealous person. those are a few traits of mine... tell me about yourself...
ugly- i once upon a time allowed 2 beta fish to battle til death. i wanted to see who was the masta beta...
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