*******UPDATE 5-17-07************(10 reasons to vote for me, brought to you by cingular)

*****10 things that will likely happen if i make it onto the show....******
(and you will all be to thank) (in no particular order)

1- rosie odonell will lose 493 lbs and then be classified as fat instead of HUGE!

2-thousands of cats will be saved from being eaten in china. (i couldnt save the dogs tho)

3-tom cruise will go from a class A retard, to just a plain crazy person...(he will however still jump on couches, act like he knows stuff he doesnt, and promote scientology... apologize, this could not be fixed.)

4- joey fatone will win dancing with the stars... (my personal fav!)

5- people will stop complaining how bad spiderman III was and just go see a freakin different movie...

6- MTV's ratings will once again rise above BET and VH1's...

7- world hunger will come to an end...

8- the carson daily show will finally be put out of its misery (i mean this guy is bad)

9- paris hilton and lindsey lohan will together finish one whole slice of pizza (they have to start somewhere)

10- this one is reserved for the best idea given to me by the end of this round...

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lets get down to the nitty gritty...

so i dont know if people really read my blogs. but im gonna give you some insight deep into the life of ryan...

color: i am white.

fav music : justintimberlake.eminem.relientk.tbs.gymclassheroes.billyjoel.somethingcorporate.cuteiswhatweaimfor.davidcrowderband.theacademyis.eltonjohn.tenaciousd.plainwhitet's.motioncitysoundtrack.coheedandcambria. I LOVE MUSIC!

fav movies:
thecountofmontecristo.moulinrouge.borat.click.troy.gangsofnewyork.nationaltreasure.eternalsunshine.scarface.youvegotmail.thedeparted.thegodfather.americanhistoryx.batmanbegins.passionofthechrist.oceans11.dejavu.insideman.meetjoeblack. I LOVE MOVIES.!

(although those those categories are basic i think it tells alot about a person)

(last illegal thing i did)- walked between subway cars... ha! youre not stopping me.

(my favorite punctuation mark)- the parenthesis. ()()() <---did u see what they can do.

(politics)- all shady. i can debate either side.
(food)-mexican.halaal.burgers.pizza.momsmacncheese.
(religion)- i dont like it. i follow jc yo.
(girls)-dark hair.light skin.brown eyes. short.
(poop or pee)- either. in the morning or after a long movie, a good pee does the trick. after a workout twosees...
(colognes)-armani mania.tiffanysport.
(odd smells i like)- gas.nailpolish.rubbercement.
(book)-wheres waldo.
(which shoe do i tie first)- always the right.
(boxers or briefs)-best of both-boxerbriefs. perfect holster.
(places ive lived)-utah.texas.az.nyc.
(gang affiliation)-woodridge possey.

randoms... i prefer knitting over crocheting. i clean out my fridge once a year. i wish that one day every year we had to walk backwards because its funny when people fall. i ate playdough til i was 15. i used to be famous. i did a commercial for playskool dinosaurs when i was four. (i got every training panty in the room) believe that. (ill post a link at the bottom). i like long walks on the beach, but id rather take short ones. (that sand can be hot)...i can play every instrument. on the i pod. i am an innie. and just below that a severe outy. i cut my own hair. i smell everything. so close ur legs. my least fav human on earth is probably carson daly. his show literally angers me, and i think i shed iq points by watching it. i am actually angry right now just thinking about him. i love dane cook, and other funny people. i have heard that i look like sean astin(rudy) although i am obviously better looking, and not a goonie.

ill add more as i see fit...

here is my commercial.
http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/1418/

im sure you will recognize me. but im the one just before the end on the left... enjoy.

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